What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:32

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why are there so many girls and not enough boys to follow?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
Has anyone ever really waited that long and gotten a paper check mailed 20 days ago?
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper